Well done Paddy, I remember the exhilaration at passing my test.
Great feeling innit. 
Just the class 1 to go now, I,m sure that,ll be a doddle for ya.
Your Dad would have been proud of you.
If I was Terry, i,d be getting worried about my job 
…only kidding.
Mappo you gotta stop telling these little white lie’s according to Charlie you got your licence in the army when you went to war with your tin hat on. I know this cos he told me you didn’t like bully beef and you wuzzent any good with a gun, at least they never let you wear shorts and sandles, cheers Buzzer.
PS. well done Paddy on passing your test, just a hard life ahead now with all those traffic jams.
Congratulations Paddy on passing your test.It’s all downhill from here.Long hours.Back breaking work. Failing eyesight. Piles.And that’s only the good bits! Just enjoy it. Don’t listen to old duffers like me and Mappo.we are only jealous. Regards Charlie
Charlie and Mick…I,ve got a ferry ticket for us,just gotta change the date. 
Don’t let Buzzer or Horry know.
And don’t worry about the waterguard, I,ve still got one of these.
Mappo Chingford had a fridge go missing when you were there pulling for me, they thought it was Billy Liar but I reckon the amount of property you still got of there’s you just might have that tucked away some where, Buzzer.
Buzzer:
Mappo Chingford had a fridge go missing when you were there pulling for me, they thought it was Billy Liar but I reckon the amount of property you still got of there’s you just might have that tucked away some where, Buzzer.
Funny you should say that John.I was scanning eBay yesterday and saw an advert for a second hand reefer.Contact Zappo. Strange eh? Regards Charlie
Charlie…you,ve gone and let the cat out of the bag now. 
Perhaps I,d better keep a low profile for a bit.
Oh and I,ll come and move it from your driveway shall I Charlie.■■?
mappo:
Charlie…you,ve gone and let the cat out of the bag now.
Perhaps I,d better keep a low profile for a bit.
Oh and I,ll come and move it from your driveway shall I Charlie.■■?
Blabber mouth! No leave it for a while longer Tony. I haven’t sold all the lambs yet. Also I’ve had an offer from two East Europeanfamilies who want to rent it. We can talk about the cash later.Regards Charlie
Just don’t tell Buzzer then Charlie…our little secret.
Save me a leg of lamb mate, the larder,s getting a bit empty
with no wages coming in.
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Well done tone, ile be glad of that trip after my poss forth coming escapade■■? nod nod, wink wink??
How much is a bit of lamb these days? can you send it parcel post? mick.
No worries Mick, don’t worry about the cost, it’s all on Buzzers account.
The hard bit is getting Charlie to part with it.
I,ll put it on a night trunk for yer mate on MaggieD,s tab. 
Not able to send it by post Mick.You will have to come and get it yourself.Bring a collar and lead.You will also have to to paunch it and skin it yourself.On the plus side you will have fresh meat and you can make two sheepskin seat covers.Sorted.Regards Charlie
Thanks tone, il,e look forward to that, I might even cadge a lift “home” for a couple of days!!
Charlie, no probs , better still ile bring the car, as ime approx. 5hr traveling from here, it will be happy in the boot, my mate is a bit handy re the work needed, he whants a sheep skin cover and odd joint, so bit good all round!!..mick
How the bloody hell did we go from Buzzer mentioning a missing trailer from Chingfords,
to transporting live sheep in the boot of a car from Southampton to Immingham.■■?
Are we all mad, or is it me.■■?
mappo:
How the bloody hell did we go from Buzzer mentioning a missing trailer from Chingfords,
to transporting live sheep in the boot of a car from Southampton to Immingham.■■?
Are we all mad, or is it me.■■?
Well Tone if there are any bulk buys of said sheep I have a Ifor Williams stock trailer plus a seven and a half ton cattle truck, all at reasonable mates rates of course and would consider self drive if needed, plus a small consideration of a leg of lamb, leave it to you and Charlie Tone, Buzzer.
PS green card can be arranged at extra cost should you get enquiries from abroad.
Tone, go to top of this page, Buzzer started it, Charlie added, then it whent from there!! Buzzer seems to have it sorted re transport? cant be bad, job sorted.
Tony and Mick.I think we should take up Buzzers offer.We could make a killing ( As long as Micks mate is up for it ) We can give Buzzer a whole lamb as a sweetner.Self drive should work.I have still got a Shell card from Rawlings.My DKV card from R and A and my Dart tag from Royers.Also my Costa Coffee vouchers will give us about twenty cups.Plenty caffene to keep us going Regards Charlie
I,ve got the digs sorted out Charlie and Mick…
Paid for in advance.
Sorry lads to pizzle on your party, I got there first and nicked the lamb, stole his coat and used it for a hat with ear warmers!
Gazzer i’de be careful that looks more like a skinned cat than a lamb, as for Tone you must have a filing cabinet with all that paper crap in it or is it in your wallet where the money should be, Buzzer.