Keeping fit.

eagerbeaver:
I have a good tip for all drivers who wish to keep fit.

At least once a week,drive a truck that an agency driver has been in on the previous shift. This will help in the following ways;

  1. Re-fueling-the typical agency muppet will leave you very little fuel. This allows you an opportunity of getting in and out of the cab on one more occasion than you expected to. Good step work.
    2.Cleaning the cab. Good work out for the arms. Wiping excessive sucker marks off the windscreen,which the tools leave after requiring every gizmo known to man,but still don’t complete all drops. Also 2 binbags full of [zb]that they leave behind.
    3.Recording damage. The typical agency bellend likes to drop the trailer with the tag axle up. This gives a wonderful opportunity to damage the rear mudguards,thus allowing extra walking to the garage.
    4.Blocked in. As most on here know,the agency muppet has only one interest at the end of his/her shift. Usually involves dumping tractor units at the most inconvenient place which happens to be right next to their Daewoo rust-bucket. This procedure is excellent for walking back and to with various sets of keys to move units around.

There are plenty other ’ agency related workouts '. Please feel free to add to above list.

very good. :stuck_out_tongue:
although,just to level it up…the night man(28 years exp)knocked the airkit off mine,the other night :unamused: :wink:

Apparently, one of these outside gyms is being built at Chippenham Truckstop :open_mouth:

Form an orderly queue :wink:

commonrail:
11 stone at 6ft tall. :open_mouth:
I’d call that underweight

Or Eastern European.

klunk/■■■■■■■■
Turned the video off when i saw the taliban number plate.
Klunk

+1…a flipflop with flipflops…whatever next… :open_mouth:

did 1 press-up today.
Fell down and used Hands to stand up = “Close enough!”

m_attt:

eagerbeaver:
I have a good tip for all drivers who wish to keep fit.

At least once a week,drive a truck that an agency driver has been in on the previous shift. This will help in the following ways;

  1. Re-fueling-the typical agency muppet will leave you very little fuel. This allows you an opportunity of getting in and out of the cab on one more occasion than you expected to. Good step work.
    2.Cleaning the cab. Good work out for the arms. Wiping excessive sucker marks off the windscreen,which the tools leave after requiring every gizmo known to man,but still don’t complete all drops. Also 2 binbags full of [zb]that they leave behind.
    3.Recording damage. The typical agency bellend likes to drop the trailer with the tag axle up. This gives a wonderful opportunity to damage the rear mudguards,thus allowing extra walking to the garage.
    4.Blocked in. As most on here know,the agency muppet has only one interest at the end of his/her shift. Usually involves dumping tractor units at the most inconvenient place which happens to be right next to their Daewoo rust-bucket. This procedure is excellent for walking back and to with various sets of keys to move units around.

There are plenty other ’ agency related workouts '. Please feel free to add to above list.

Says the mans whos experience would fit on the back of a postage stamp :unamused:

Even if hes not got much experience hes soon got the agency men sussed out :wink:

seth 70:

m_attt:

eagerbeaver:
I have a good tip for all drivers who wish to keep fit.

At least once a week,drive a truck that an agency driver has been in on the previous shift. This will help in the following ways;

  1. Re-fueling-the typical agency muppet will leave you very little fuel. This allows you an opportunity of getting in and out of the cab on one more occasion than you expected to. Good step work.
    2.Cleaning the cab. Good work out for the arms. Wiping excessive sucker marks off the windscreen,which the tools leave after requiring every gizmo known to man,but still don’t complete all drops. Also 2 binbags full of [zb]that they leave behind.
    3.Recording damage. The typical agency bellend likes to drop the trailer with the tag axle up. This gives a wonderful opportunity to damage the rear mudguards,thus allowing extra walking to the garage.
    4.Blocked in. As most on here know,the agency muppet has only one interest at the end of his/her shift. Usually involves dumping tractor units at the most inconvenient place which happens to be right next to their Daewoo rust-bucket. This procedure is excellent for walking back and to with various sets of keys to move units around.

There are plenty other ’ agency related workouts '. Please feel free to add to above list.

Says the mans whos experience would fit on the back of a postage stamp :unamused:

Even if hes not got much experience hes soon got the agency men sussed out :wink:

+1 Bob on!!! :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

seth 70:

m_attt:

eagerbeaver:
I have a good tip for all drivers who wish to keep fit.

At least once a week,drive a truck that an agency driver has been in on the previous shift. This will help in the following ways;

  1. Re-fueling-the typical agency muppet will leave you very little fuel. This allows you an opportunity of getting in and out of the cab on one more occasion than you expected to. Good step work.
    2.Cleaning the cab. Good work out for the arms. Wiping excessive sucker marks off the windscreen,which the tools leave after requiring every gizmo known to man,but still don’t complete all drops. Also 2 binbags full of [zb]that they leave behind.
    3.Recording damage. The typical agency bellend likes to drop the trailer with the tag axle up. This gives a wonderful opportunity to damage the rear mudguards,thus allowing extra walking to the garage.
    4.Blocked in. As most on here know,the agency muppet has only one interest at the end of his/her shift. Usually involves dumping tractor units at the most inconvenient place which happens to be right next to their Daewoo rust-bucket. This procedure is excellent for walking back and to with various sets of keys to move units around.

There are plenty other ’ agency related workouts '. Please feel free to add to above list.

Says the mans whos experience would fit on the back of a postage stamp :unamused:

Even if hes not got much experience hes soon got the agency men sussed out :wink:

more like can compile a list of stereotypes!

I guess you are an agency man m_att. Thanks for reminding me…I forgot to put on the list ’ No sense of humour '.

When I was on the agency Tachograph,i pretended to be polish.

I signed my time sheet M.r. Sheen.

Jay0s top tip for cab weight lifting is , put all your gear on the top bunk then sit on the bottom bunk and bench press the top bunk :wink: and people pay good money to go to gyms when all you need is a scania topline and 2 weeks worth of clothes :sunglasses: