Dipper_Dave:
Of course
Our pet ■■■■■ once sat on my wifes ■■■■■
That reminds me i’ve brought Roquefort cheese in Roquefort.
Oh and Cheddar in Cheddar.
I’ve had Stilton cheese in Stilton and Eccles cakes in Eccles, oh and also the trots in Slackbottom.
Pointless really 
Am I getting picky or old! Some posts on here lately have really been just for the sake of it
It’s like people think…oh bloody hell, what’s happening here - I know I’ll post on Trucknet…everybody will be interested 
Wait for the visitor to Cockermouth to state his claim … 
I live near a place called longbenton, but I haven’t. I also had a load of wood today & got an erection. 
Dipper_Dave:
Sure you wuldn’t lose too much fuel economy having to brake and accelerate again.Is there any way to rescue your fuel bonus, lift and coast etc or why not sneakly put 50p worth of derv in your truck from your cars fuel tank (providing its a diesel).
I’ve heard this is usually more profitable the other way round but frowned upon a bit.
Typically these bonus schemes work by counting the occasions that the driver brakes harshly. Once such an incident has been logged you can’t “undo” it even if you drive like a saint for the rest of the shift.
As this post is pointless and going nowhere,I’ll add my own red herring 
I own a Ford ( Focus ),and I’ve recently acquired a small crack in my windscreen,which is of the heated variety.
Does anyone know whether Autoglass et al fit replacement windscreens with this heater element,or do they just fit plain glass ?
Baggie:
As this post is pointless and going nowhere,I’ll add my own red herring
I own a Ford ( Focus ),and I’ve recently acquired a small crack in my windscreen,which is of the heated variety.
I own a Fiesta of the non heated windscreen variety 
Though soon it’s getting changed for a 2.5 V6 190bhp MG ZT
Baggie:
As this post is pointless and going nowhere,I’ll add my own red herring
I own a Ford ( Focus ),and I’ve recently acquired a small crack in my windscreen,which is of the heated variety.
Does anyone know whether Autoglass et al fit replacement windscreens with this heater element,or do they just fit plain glass ?
If it’s down to insurance, unless you pay extra for heated windows it’ll just be patent part glass.
m1cks:
If it’s down to insurance, unless you pay extra for heated windows it’ll just be patent part glass.
It may depend on the insurer, but I know that Admiral will replace like-for-like - i.e. If your car had a heated screen as standard they will replace it with a new heated one with just the normal excess (typically around £70 these days) payable by the policyholder. Same applies to those with rain sensors etc - even though that will often mean they’ll have to stump up for a factory part as the aftermarket screens don’t usually have them.
Roymondo:
Typically these bonus schemes work by counting the occasions that the driver brakes harshly. Once such an incident has been logged you can’t “undo” it even if you drive like a saint for the rest of the shift.
Thanks, I have never experienced this bonus system- due to my driving style I doubt I would qualify.
On a side note I have a freind who lives near ‘Brown Willy’ in cornwall, not a close friend though… 
BillyHunt:
I live near a place called longbenton, but I haven’t. I also had a load of wood today & got an erection.
Why was The George Stephenson shut recently? Has it reopened? If not, when will it? Bloody pointless having a TN insider living there if you can’t supply the information! Do you have a Ford?
Does anyone know where the toilet is?
I need to go ■■■-■■■
I lived next village to one called Bobyrot, does that count?
Sapper
My black mate has some spanners with “King ■■■■” on them, told me they’re personalised!
Bernard
I’ve just taken my car to the garage. It’s exhaust fell off. So I think I’ll go back to bed. And I’ve still got my jeans on. It’s a Peugeot.
happysack:
I’ve just taken my car to the garage. It’s exhaust fell off. So I think I’ll go back to bed. And I’ve still got my jeans on. It’s a Peugeot.
Should’ve got a Fiesta!
Bernard