Silly me
Superglue is your friend.
the maoster:
Superglue is your friend.
Don’t be daft…
There will be a driver with two hands stuck to the steering wheel.
You didn’t think that one through. 
At least he will always be ready for work.
Anyway…he’s had enough STICK on here already.
Agency clowns to the left of me TM jokers to the right here I am stuck in the middle with you
Stuck on you, got a feeling down deep in my soul that I just can’t lose.
Guess I’m on my way
In my 56 plate rigid DAF with my paperwork secure.
A rigid driver and his superglue.
A special bond…
happysack:
Well why post it twice?
To make sure you didn’t miss it 
Conan the Librarian:
happysack:
Well why post it twice?To make sure you didn’t miss it
Thank you for being so thoughtful
That was a right epoxy thread 
But I reckon the o/p had a good resin for posting it.
Thank you very much. 
That’s me done with glue gags.
So I won’t stick around any longer.
robroy:
That was a right epoxy thread
But I reckon the o/p had a good resin for posting it.
Thank you very much.That’s me done with glue gags.
So I won’t stick around any longer.
Let us hope you adhere to your last statement 
…only joking mate !!
Regards.John.
if you really want to stop your paperwork from sliding off your daf,( or any other truck) then the best method ive always found to work is to go to your local pet shop,buy a goldfish bowl,and a goldfish…put the goldfish into the bowl and have the bowl filled with water until the waters about 1 inch from the top…dont fill it up anymore than that in case a drop or 2 spills and it would make your paperwork wet…place the paperwork on the flat surface,and then place the goldfish bowl on top,and…hey presto,a perfect paperwork gripper,with the advantage of having a wee pal to talk to on those loneley trips,as obviously by being such a fanny to be asking the most banal of stupid questions in world history on here,this planet,this universe,and any future solar systems as yet to be discovered,then you cant have anyone to talk to when you leave your bedroom and life of solitude and self abuse before every shift.
it may help if you buy one of those wee divers or a treasure chest to leave at the bottom of the bowl so your new pal dont get bored when your in the rdc waiting rooms.
dieseldog999:
if you really want to stop your paperwork from sliding off your daf,( or any other truck) then the best method ive always found to work is to go to your local pet shop,buy a goldfish bowl,and a goldfish…put the goldfish into the bowl and have the bowl filled with water until the waters about 1 inch from the top…dont fill it up anymore than that in case a drop or 2 spills and it would make your paperwork wet…place the paperwork on the flat surface,and then place the goldfish bowl on top,and…hey presto,a perfect paperwork gripper,with the advantage of having a wee pal to talk to on those loneley trips,as obviously by being such a fanny to be asking the most banal of stupid questions in world history on here,this planet,this universe,and any future solar systems as yet to be discovered,then you cant have anyone to talk to when you leave your bedroom and life of solitude and self abuse before every shift.
it may help if you buy one of those wee divers or a treasure chest to leave at the bottom of the bowl so your new pal dont get bored when your in the rdc waiting rooms.
Just get 2 goldfish then no one will be sad.
Back to square one…the night driver has just got 2 of these
Regards. John.
check and checkmate…
malcolmgbell:
xichrisxi:
Non slip mat from Poundland…dunno how much they are2 quid
I would have thought it would have been more than that…
Now I know I sometimes criticize some of the posts on here but this has to be the dumbest one to date LOL. What a totally stupid question FFS. Buy a dam clipboard or maybe even use one of the places in the cab such as a glove box or overhead compartment.
I am going to get some slagging for saying this but are some drivers that stupid really ?
Just use a big bulldog clip and screw it to your dash board, simple
Come on folks. Give it a rest. He’s a new driver and doesn’t know all the tricks the battle weary drivers amongst us know. But saying that I asked my wife and daughter their suggestions and both came up with clipboard. Neither are wagon drivers. I also asked my dogs but they licked their balls and refused to answer.
happysack:
Come on folks. Give it a rest. He’s a new driver and doesn’t know all the tricks the battle weary drivers amongst us know.
Which is probably exactly what the OP was asking…
happysack:
But saying that I asked my wife and daughter their suggestions and both came up with clipboard. Neither are wagon drivers. I also asked my dogs but they licked their balls and refused to answer.
So your boys take after you then mate?