goody jokes

delboytwo:
I was not going to comment on this, but there is a time when you have to, :imp:

leave the joke in your head OK, PLEASE try and remember that a mum as died :frowning: and left two very young boys on one of the saddest day of there lives which there will never forget as you no it was mothers day she died. let put the jokes to rest for there sakes

sorry but it needed to be said

also just think it could of been your MUM heaven for bid :frowning:

I don’t agree with you here Del.
Most dieing mothers don’t have a publicist!
Most dieing mothers don’t sell their wedding photo’s to magazines!
Most dieing mothers go with dignity, Jade Goddy used her death for financial gain.
In this day and age of celebrity worship the celebrities put themselves up for ridicule, so why shouldn’t people make jokes about them.
Some of them deserve it.

  1. Isn’t it ironic: Jade Goody’s head looks like an egg, and it’ll be in a box this Easter.

  2. Jack Tweed walks in to a library and asks for a book on spiritualism.

The librarian says; “■■■■ off, you might bring her back.”

  1. (REMOVED)

  2. Apparently Jade wants to donate her organs to allow other families to have their lives changed.

They will be delivered to them in “Goody bags”.

  1. What’s the difference between Andrew Strauss and Jack Tweed?

Jack Tweed will be the only one with Ashes on his mantlepiece in the summer.

  1. Apparently a lot of female waxing salons are going out of business. Its nothing to do with the credit crunch. Its all Jade Goody’s fault.
    Women are starting to realise how ugly a bald ■■■■ looks!

  2. Cancer’s not all bad.

It’s turned an ‘ignorant racist ■■■■■’ into a ‘beautiful loving mother’.

  1. Snow white, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo are sitting in a pub with their mates.

Snow white says “There’s no doubt about it, I’m the fairest in the land”

Tom thumb says “There’s no doubt about it, I’m the smallest in the land”

Quasimodo says “There’s no doubt about it, I’m the ugliest in the land”

Their mates tell them to prove it by going to the magic all-knowing mirror, and the three head off.

A few minutes later, the door of the pub bursts open and Snow White runs in and says “Its official…I’m the fairest in the land!”

Shortly afterwards, the door again bursts open and Tom Thumb runs in and shouts “Its official…I’m the smallest in the land!”

Five minutes later, the door gets kicked in and Quasimodo storms in and bellows “Who the ■■■■ is Jade Goody?”

hiya,
there’s no one enjoys a joke more than me, but don’t forget there’s a few on here suffering the horrible “c” thingy all of who are celebrities in theyr’e own right by all means let folks know you have a funny about the girl and PM them if they request you to ,not nice.
thanks harry long retired.

Okey-Didley-Dokely:

delboytwo:
I was not going to comment on this, but there is a time when you have to, :imp:

leave the joke in your head OK, PLEASE try and remember that a mum as died :frowning: and left two very young boys on one of the saddest day of there lives which there will never forget as you no it was mothers day she died. let put the jokes to rest for there sakes

sorry but it needed to be said

also just think it could of been your MUM heaven for bid :frowning:

I don’t agree with you here Del.
Most dieing mothers don’t have a publicist!
Most dieing mothers don’t sell their wedding photo’s to magazines!
Most dieing mothers go with dignity, Jade Goddy used her death for financial gain.
In this day and age of celebrity worship the celebrities put themselves up for ridicule, so why shouldn’t people make jokes about them.
Some of them deserve it.

i do understand why you are coming from but i think its the timing of the jokes the lady is not even been buried yet at least she should be laid to rest before we mock her. everyone deserves that i think at least.it does not matter who she was and how she ran her life she is dead now and we should at least respect the two boys she left behind.

What upset me was when Jade’s mother appeared on television saying that her beautiful daughter is now at peace, how sad to lose her and Jade on the same day!

I have had to remove one item from this thread due to a complaint that was agreed by the Moderator team to be in bad taste
there have also been a number of members posting on this thread who feel that some of the things said are perhaps going a bit too far /in bad taste ect
for the moment this thread will stay however if there are any more complaints or reall really bad taste stuff posted then we will have to think again
Pam

Without taking sides can I just comment - as Okey Dokey (I think) pointed out, she made the choice to become a celebrity and to make a lot of publicity out of her illenss and subsequent death. Celecrity does come with a price tag.
Some of the jokes are very close to the bone, but I do not find them offensive. This is not the first famous person to have died tragically, painfully or unexpectedly, and these are not the first lot of jokes. In fact, some have been regurgitated with Ms Goody’s name inserted! It is pretty obvious what the content will be, so if easily offended maybe one could avoid the thread.

It’s not as easy as “so if easily offended maybe one could avoid the thread.” you have to think about the site administrators and the future of this site if something libelous or slanderous is posted.
Don’t forget that this is a truckers website, if you want Chubby Brown humour try elsewhere

Whether or not the jokes are in bad taste- and gallows humour has been around for thousands of years- you cannot libel or slander a dead person.

stringy:
It’s not as easy as “so if easily offended maybe one could avoid the thread.” you have to think about the site administrators and the future of this site if something libelous or slanderous is posted.
Don’t forget that this is a truckers website, if you want Chubby Brown humour try elsewhere

Funnily enough - I don’t like Chubby Brown!
I just think that this particular board (Bully’s) is for jokes and suchlike. So, within reason, truckers’ humour should be expected. Also, although sometimes in doubtful taste, I don’t think anything libelous or slanderous has been written here; certainly nothing worse than I heard from the stage in a pub folk/blues/open mike session last Thursday.

The Lunatics are taking over the asylum again.

Jokes and comics are part of life, and death.

If it offends, turn it off, don’t read it or go and live in a cave.

You can bet your kids are telling jokes much worse than these in the school playground.

Even David Jason has had to apologize about calling a Pakistani cloakroom attendant Mahatma Coat. It wasn’t the Pakistanis complaining though

I heard that she got 10 quid for her hair dryer on Ebay.

Harry Monk:
Whether or not the jokes are in bad taste- and gallows humour has been around for thousands of years- you cannot libel or slander a dead person.

It’s true that you cannot defame the character of a dead person but my point is that the administrators of this site are responsible (if not directly) for the content published and I wouldn’t like to lose this site just because of some thoughtless persons lack of respect and common sense

stringy:
It’s true that you cannot defame the character of a dead person but my point is that the administrators of this site are responsible (if not directly) for the content published and I wouldn’t like to lose this site just because of some thoughtless persons lack of respect and common sense

Well sickpedia had managed to survive for years and the jokes on there are bad :open_mouth:

stringy:
It’s not as easy as “so if easily offended maybe one could avoid the thread.” you have to think about the site administrators and the future of this site if something libelous or slanderous is posted.
Don’t forget that this is a truckers website, if you want Chubby Brown humour try elsewhere

What kind of humour do truckers have?

Is it not the same as anybody elses?

Or are you one of the “new labour” types all altruistic and be carefull not to harm someones feelings or we’ll have the wrath of Tony to contend with.

I’m not altruistic (deliberate pursuit of the interests or welfare of others) but I do consider other peoples feelings and welfare, don’t you?

stringy:
I’m not altruistic (deliberate pursuit of the interests or welfare of others) but I do consider other peoples feelings and welfare, don’t you?

I do, and also I don’t take jokes seriously.

what’s the problem if jade was still alive she’d be the first to tell slightly sick jokes at someone else expense ask shilpa popadom. gallows humour is a major part of the British spirit and i salute it.

Mr B:
what’s the problem if jade was still alive she’d be the first to tell slightly sick jokes at someone else expense ask shilpa popadom. gallows humour is a major part of the British spirit and i salute it.

RACIST!!! :laughing: :laughing:

bubsy06:

Mr B:
what’s the problem if jade was still alive she’d be the first to tell slightly sick jokes at someone else expense ask shilpa popadom. gallows humour is a major part of the British spirit and i salute it.

RACIST!!! :laughing: :laughing:

Not at all I quite like some people who serve popadoms