This thread has the potential for so much.
Vote for your favourite outcome.
A.
Comedy gold.
B
Crimewatch special.
C
A fat guy just wearing underpants.
D
Two T/net members duel for her affections.
E
Same as D but only all girl action.
F
Locked 
Vote now 
oatcake1967:
This thread has the potential for so much.
Vote for your favourite outcome.A.
Comedy gold.
B
Crimewatch special.
C
A fat guy just wearing underpants.
D
Two T/net members duel for her affections.
E
Same as D but only all girl action.
F
Locked
Vote now
It wont let me vote B & C simultaneously 
DonutUK:
Have the courier seat spare on my coach tomorrow for a trip…
Yeah…Spend all day counting the cars he cuts up!
bigvern1:
DonutUK:
Have the courier seat spare on my coach tomorrow for a trip…Yeah…Spend all day counting the cars he cuts up!
bigvern1:
DonutUK:
Have the courier seat spare on my coach tomorrow for a trip…Yeah…Spend all day counting the cars he cuts up!
I’m thinking his three and I’m pulling out regardless rule might not be appreciated. 
And he’d give her no indication or hand signals either!
Nothing wrong with the trips you’ve got already sweetie
Sorry, some of my keys seem to be stuck together 
gardun:
Nothing wrong with the trips you’ve got already sweetieSorry, some of my keys seem to be stuck together
I would do it a favour.
This is by far the bestest thread ever.
Marks out of ten…I’d give her…well you know the answer 
Fileep:
This is by far the bestest thread ever.Marks out of ten…I’d give her…well you know the answer
…11?
Wheel Nut:
Why do I get the feeling this thread is going to go horribly wrong?
don’t know but I have the same feeling
Denis F:
Wheel Nut:
Why do I get the feeling this thread is going to go horribly wrong?don’t know but I have the same feeling
An internet search for the user name reveals several things
Wheel Nut:
Denis F:
Wheel Nut:
Why do I get the feeling this thread is going to go horribly wrong?don’t know but I have the same feeling
An internet search for the user name reveals several things
I saw that a few days ago. Would, err, ‘broad minded’ cover it do you think?
I think just ‘broad’ would cover it
Just googled her name… is she the sort of girl me mum warned me to stay away from ? …
but never could
so if you are well sun tanned and hung like a mule you’re in there… leaves me out in the cold then massa
raymundo:
so if you are well sun tanned and hung like a mule you’re in there…
Mine’s not big but it would fill a pram.
raymundo:
Just googled her name… is she the sort of girl me mum warned me to stay away from ? …
but never could
so if you are well sun tanned and hung like a mule you’re in there… leaves me out in the cold then massa
Harry Monk:
raymundo:
so if you are well sun tanned and hung like a mule you’re in there…Mine’s not big but it would fill a pram.
Amazing what the interweb and gooooogle can show you! Looked up Harry Monk, now that is an eye opener, or closer, turn away and wretch! 
bigvern1:
God…I feel old! She’s built for comfort that one…Not speed!
As my old mate used to say “hours of bouncy fun”, He used to rent out bouncy castles as a sideline
Loads of the Polish girls look fantastic but they don’t age very well, get one past 45 and she has a face like a cartoonist suicide note. 
