Fercams always makes me laugh - it always makes me think of fu********* well you get the idea 
Davnic:
F.T.Balls Haulage. - Say it quickly.
never heard of say it quickly before 
These all ways make me laugh
My original company name many years ago was Solomons Haulage & International Transport but the wife didn’t think it funny.Then theres Spanish company R.SOL and the French company DEL BOY so seems Derek Trotter swapped the Reliant Robin for a big rig in the end.
F.T.S Hatswells web address always makes me laugh for some reason. ftshatswell.com
I used to see a wagon with Fitzcarraldo! on it (complete with exclamation mark) on the A55 now and again. Irish I imagine.
m4rky:
Fercams always makes me laugh - it always makes me think of fu********* well you get the idea
I know what you mean M4rky, cos I used to pull their trailers now and again.
When asked whether I’d be there today; I’d say no, Fercam till tomorrow. 
The firm’s name that had me in pleats of laughter was called S.E.X. Machinery, which was a plant/machinery carrying/hire firm which I often saw trucking about in the former Jugoslavia.
Davnic:
F.T.Balls Haulage. - Say it quickly.
I had an interview with Shaun Balls once, phew that was a close shave.
related to JC Balls of Ambergate 
Anyone remember Petunia transport and the delightful er…
Can’t remember her name but still retain the mental image of her wrapping her sheet up in Teesport 
Not a company name, but I heard on a radio 2 program the other day, the name Gloria Snippels! And in a field near bicester, there is a sign for FARMERS OWN SEED!
Muckaway:
I saw this truck yesterday in Reading Services and, childish maybe, thought that the company name was rather amusing…
Bet they’re the ■■■■ of jokes, or a C**P firm to work for!
It was a good place to get to as well with a artic yes it was a hole but now got a new drive to the farm so takes alot of fun out of it
How about this one on the Thames Trader—Bodgit & Scarper
Remember seeing a van in Malta some years ago belonging to ‘Zammitt Clapp Distribution’ . Perhaps they merged with STD…
re the BUMBLE HOLE FOODS, our company used to deliver some pallecons of egg for them, and i kid u not the code on the side said BUM HOLE FOODS>>>>
This is a van from a nationwide Psychiatric hospitals collections department, where men in white coats jump out the rear doors to collect you 
Or possibly a reliable parcel courier
I see munters around a fair bit. Think their some sort of engineering firm. And of course the big orange skat lorries. If you’ve never heard of skat the google it
daleyboy:
I see munters around a fair bit. Think their some sort of engineering firm. And of course the big orange skat lorries. If you’ve never heard of skat the google it
You beat me to it mate! Saw 2 Munter vans earlier today and was coming on here to put them on. Didn’t see if they were ugly buggers though…
RC Tucker always make me chuckle…
a good one from stoke was a timber merchant called “cox -long” there slogan on the truck door was “you can if your cox long”. allways made me smile
HAIRYGORILLA:
Davnic:
F.T.Balls Haulage. - Say it quickly.never heard of say it quickly before
lol
I saw a Dutch artic on J24 M1 today, chickliner was the name on the side.