only ever use the red airline
cut infront of everybody
tell folk to put trailers on bays for you instead of doing it yourself
speed everywhere
the handbrake is for braking not parking.
Phantom Mark:
…drop the trailer so low…
Or drop so high, but whatever you do don’t drop it at the right height then you’ll fit in well as a shunter. Also sit in your shunter reading your paper all day and tut, moan and shake your head when someone brings a trailer back to the yard and you might have to peel your eyes away from the paper for a few seconds.