Fantasy truckers' pubs

The Puddle Jumper
The Gaffer’s Motor
The Cracked Sump
The Micky Permit

Robert

I suppose we could add The Accordion Wallet Snug to that, Archie! Robert.

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: Did you be one too Robert ? Hanging on. The Heavy Link Chain. With the middle Pocket full of, Ye Olde Deutchmarks

Now Then

The Lite Bar
The Don Wayne
The Tipping Wait
The Weigh Bridge
The Twin Ram
The Low Bridge
The Load of ■■■■■■■■
The Tachco Rest
The Sticking Tarmac
The Overlaod Bonus
The Truck Salesman
The Fly Sheet
The Lorry and Drag

The Diff Lock Inn

The Loose Suzie

And let’s not forget the French favourite, if arriving any time after 3.00pm
Le Demain Matin.

John

The White Van Man
The Middle lane Hogger
The Tailgater
The Lookater
The Diversion
The Tow Bar
The Three Pedals
The Top Up

A few more
The Blowout saloon
Split Pin Tavern
Air Brake Arms
Headlight Inn
The Diff Lock Bar
Tailgate Tavern
Cab Happy Arms
900x20 club
Michelin Tavern

Rastone’s three pedals reminded me:

The Two Pedal Beaver

Now there’s a sight!

John.

John West:
Rastone’s three pedals reminded me:

The Two Pedal Beaver

Now there’s a sight!

John.

Very evocative that: The Two-pedal Beaver!

Nowadays it’d be The Just In Time

Robert

“The Pub that sells Tennent’s Super on the draught” would be good.

The Guy Warrior.
The Sandbach Rambler.
The DORF.
The Sunday Runner.
The Ripley Pig.
The Dolly Knot.
Joe Lodas.
The Piston Broke.
Tubby’s.
The Weekender.
The Last Trip.
The Dodgy.
The Plumb.

What about The Doctors, Paisley Rd West, Glasgow, I had a good buddy when on Progressive, whose brother lived in that area and the craic was wife to husband late home from work, supper ruined, " whaur ye been tae this time o’ nicht"…“at the doctors hen, it wis packed so a hid to wait a while”.
Oily

V40LLY:
“The Pub that sells Tennent’s Super on the draught” would be good.

Referred to in some parts of Scotland as Lunatics Broth :laughing:
Oily

What about the Bull Bar with a variety of ales at the Elbow Prop including The Shock Absorber, The ■■■■■■ Greaser, The Pallet Whetter, and when you get home, 3 sheets to the wind with some ■■■■ and Bull story for the lack of a rigid because of the onset of Brewer’s Droop :laughing: you’ll probably finish up in The Dog House.
Oily

The Wheel Tapper

The Minstry Man

The Lay Bye

The Wait Limit

The Drvers Welcom

The Over Fiftys

The All Trucks Allowed

The Good Pub

The Strap and Ratchet.
The Leaning Box. ( for tipper drivers only )
The Inside Flat.
The GV9 Bar.
The Delayed Prohibition Gentleman’s Bar.

And C/F 's favourite hangout,

The Screaming Jimmy.

The Grease Monkey
The Armstrong
Chain Drive
Paraffin Lamp
The Matador

Brilliant responses! Robert :smiley:

How about "“Grab a Granny” …sorry the devil made me write that ■■?

backsplice:
How about "“Grab a Granny” …sorry the devil made me write that ■■?

Brilliant Backsplice, :laughing: how all our attitudes have changed over the last 40 years. :cry:
I was thinking of adding The Wagon And Drag or The Lorry Drivers Mate but if you said “that you were slipping into the lorry drivers mate for a quick one” some people on the Professional Drivers Forum might take it the wrong way. :unamused: