East European drivers

Excellent. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Absolutely brilliant work budski. More required.

Fantastic reading.please keep it coming

Hello. Alexei Böllokov here agains.

I so glad to haves the up thumbs from lovely English truckers. Wife Svetlana tell me I must go on the YourTubes and make the lots of wongas from adverts. Unfortunates I am now top daddy in Monrovia Transport ministry and am total busy with CPC ( Craphölle Perceptim Cönundrumï ) trainings four Monrovia trucks drivers. It is much busy here. Also much wongas for teachings of CPC…hahah…haha…haha agains. Kerchings yes? Cushtie!

Former Soviet Republic of Monrovia CPC not easy translates in English but mean "how to find own arse using only satnavs, map, torch and both hand ) A very difficults things if from Monrovia. With CPC there is many problems here. It cost 5000 Vlätis each teachings! For real? For this I buy a tubs of tractor grease and 2 prostitutes who do the “special things” with goats. Get reals!

Tricky CPC questions is how many chickens you take with to England? How many flop-flips for the feets? Where is nearest KFC? What is alcohols percent of the Old Speckled Hens? You see? Not simples. It very hard works.

Dövraska my goods friend. Talks to you soon.

Alexei Böllokov.

Ministers of The Transportings. Former Soviet Republic of Monravia.

Find some way to publish this…start a blog or something!

Brilliant,best laugh on t/net for ages ,keep um coming m8 :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

seth 70:
Brilliant,best laugh on t/net for ages ,keep um coming m8 :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

+1 :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:
regards dave

Superb stuff! I look forward to more of your adventures. Dövraska my friend!

They’re brilliant. My new favorite phrase is ‘go like the clappings’

The best post ever on Trucknet.The funniest post ever.I laughed so much i nearly wet myself.
Whoever wrote it, is a comic genius.
Keep them coming.Amazing and brilliant.
The chickens in the cab.The dead driver.Classic.
It reminds me of Lord Socks who used to post on Trucknet.

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