OVLOV JAY:
There was a gun dog running loose on the A17 between Newark and Sleaford yesterday. Complete with a right prick in full hunting gear on horseback, trying to round it up
Bull ■■■■
happysack:
OVLOV JAY:
There was a gun dog running loose on the A17 between Newark and Sleaford yesterday. Complete with a right prick in full hunting gear on horseback, trying to round it upBull [zb]
Believe what you like mate. I swear it on my children’s lives. Not much reason to make that up. 
Going into Kirton Village last week I was coming up to a " T " junction & out of the corner of my eye I saw something running at the side of me so I stopped, it turned out to be a black pig!!!. It just run into somebody’s drive way never to be seen again. Now that would have made a mess of your wagon.
Arfa:
Going into Kirton Village last week I was coming up to a " T " junction & out of the corner of my eye I saw something running at the side of me so I stopped, it turned out to be a black pig!!!. It just run into somebody’s drive way never to be seen again. Now that would have made a mess of your wagon.
Yeah, Kangaroos don’t do 'em much good either.
Mike-C:
Spardo:
I thought that the obligation to report dog accidents finished some years ago with the demise of dog licences.I was driving between Limoux and Castelnaudary a few weeks ago and spotted this young dog in the road dodging the speeding traffic. I stopped and scooped him up into the back of the car and took him to the local vets.
They found no tattoo, chip or even collar and directed me to the local refuge. It was closed so the vet, when I rang them back said I should take him home, which I did.
Despite extensive publicity no claim for him came so I took him to my vet who castrated, vaccinated and chipped him. Thus he is now registered in my name. But I have another dog who doesn’t like males and attacks him from time to time, so the need to find a new owner for him is urgent.
Any takers? Downside of course is that he lives in the Dordogne at the moment.
The poor dog must be sorry he ever clapped eyes on you. Since meeting you he’s had his knackers removed, needles stuck in him, a microchip and your own dog goes for him too !!!
I was reading through this thread hoping against hope that no one had commented on that so that I could! ■■■■ you Mike 
. Really, really made me giggle that did!
Arfa:
Going into Kirton Village last week I was coming up to a " T " junction & out of the corner of my eye I saw something running at the side of me so I stopped, it turned out to be a black pig!!!. It just run into somebody’s drive way never to be seen again. Now that would have made a mess of your wagon.
Yes but just think of the sandwiches.
Ketchup anyone?
Ken.
loopyjuice:
funny you should say that harry.
about 5 yrs ago i was driving a van down a lane in tenbury wells and ran over a cat. the woman behind me reported me to the locals who stopped me as i was leaving the drop i was doing in tenbury. the young occifer cautioned me for hitting the cat and told me to expect a summons for failing to stop. me being me and knowing that the letter of the law classes cats as vermin requested to speak to his superior, who duly came out and gave him a right bollocking in front of me and made him appologise to me for wasting my time. after that for some strange reason every time this occifer saw me he pulled me over for a document check/or what ever excuse he thought of at the time. in the space of 2 months i was given 15 producers.the co. i was working for at the time ended up reporting him for harrassment as he was making me late for my other deliveries and as we carried meds for chemists/hospitals it was important we was on time with them
The only bit of this which sounds about right is: ‘‘i was driving a van down a lane’’
The woman next door to me used to have a big ginger thing that sat scratching the roof of my car every night , its now living a very happy retirement in the steel works after it unexpectadely climbed into the back of my van one morning