Communal showers

Never did the communal shower thing at school they had these brilliant leg wash showers which were basically holed water pipes that sprayed water just like a wheelwash. I don’t think I could in a truckstop (well I don’t need to now I don’t do nights out :smiley: ) However (God knows why) a swimming pool changing/shower area doesn’t bother me. Helps when you’re not a fat hairy ■■■■■■■ I suppose. :laughing:

Just smack your tallywhacker about a bit, you wont be ashamed then :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

It doesn’t bother me ,I’d be self conscious if it was a room full of good looking birds though

Mass Debating about communal showers :open_mouth:

Tell 'em it’s against your religion…watch the f00kers jump :laughing:

SteveWalsh:
Not much different to cross chanel ferries and having to share cabins with strangers;

Ahh now here is one I would’nt mind spending my overnight money on an upgrade to a single cabin if trip long enough etc as don’t like sleeping with one eye open as you never know who or what could walk through the door :open_mouth:

Drift:
Just smack your tallywhacker about a bit, you wont be ashamed then :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

thats the spirit, ive played rugby for years and communal baths and showers are the norm even tho baths not as much anymore because of hygiene reasons but what the hell, id rather be clean!!

Muckaway:
Never did the communal shower thing at school they had these brilliant leg wash showers which were basically holed water pipes that sprayed water just like a wheelwash. I don’t think I could in a truckstop (well I don’t need to now I don’t do nights out :smiley: ) However (God knows why) a swimming pool changing/shower area doesn’t bother me. Helps when you’re not a fat hairy [zb] I suppose. :laughing:

Nothing wrong with been hairy.

the ones I went into recently had a sign on the locker room door saying,beware of gays,then when I went into the shower,there was another sign on the door there saying,beware of gays,the 1st time I dropped the soap I noticed that there was a flap on the floor,so I lifted it up,then read a sign saying,youve been warned twice,brace yourself, :wink:

dieseldog999:
the ones I went into recently had a sign on the locker room door saying,beware of gays,then when I went into the shower,there was another sign on the door there saying,beware of gays,the 1st time I dropped the soap I noticed that there was a flap on the floor,so I lifted it up,then read a sign saying,youve been warned twice,brace yourself, :wink:

did you toss him off ?
the sign I seen said "women are ok , but theres nowt like the real thing "
so I didn’t go in .

OllieNotts:
Doesn’t bother me, I had to use them aged 14 in cadets when away then in the army just turned 17 ive seen all sorts of willys and it doesn’t phase me. They’re in there same as you :confused:
What really did ■■■■ me off once was at avonmouth when I got ready to get in the shower and the token machine swallowed my token, had to get dressed and go get another one then come back and get undressed again much to amusement of my fellow shower friends :smiling_imp: :laughing:

a real man would have just wrapped a towel around yourself and walked up the count and ask for another token lol :laughing: :wink: :grimacing:

Drift:
Just smack your tallywhacker about a bit, you wont be ashamed then :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: yea spit on it a flick it :wink:

Well , I won’t be using any communal showers, I like my own space to get cleaned up :smiley:

seth 70:

Drift:
Just smack your tallywhacker about a bit, you wont be ashamed then :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: yea spit on it a flick it :wink:

lol :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

t29sab:
Wanting to know as there is quiet a few truck stop showers that are communal I really do find it hard to get undressed and shower with others I know I’m going to get the ■■■■ ripped out of me but is it just me lol also name the clean showers and were they are as I find there isn’t enough

Im the same. There are no communal showers on the Road . Some lads can Frolick around starkers with all & sundry, suppose it helps if you’ve got a foot long ■■■■■■■ & a 6 pack.

The Showers at Ross on Wye are basic but decen, newish t & clean. (2, all yours).

The showers at BP Ross on Wye are cold sometimes. (WTF?)

bonnie lass:
Well , I won’t be using any communal showers, I like my own space to get cleaned up :smiley:

Never seen any communal female showers yet so not a problem

animal:

bonnie lass:
Well , I won’t be using any communal showers, I like my own space to get cleaned up :smiley:

Never seen any communal female showers yet so not a problem

Whaaaat? If I may point out that in all the err “documentaries” I’ve watched on the subject all the ladies love a communal soap up together and go as far as helping each other out at all times.

You’ll be telling me next that you don’t have pillow fights with each other when you have sleep overs!

MMTM that they throw their bras and knickers at each other as well.

Wusses … you lot should try the communal showers at the local coal mine, 250+ hairy arris colliers side by side, the 1st cig of the day gripped between their lips, a britax car sponge in one hand, a bottle of asda washing up liquid in the other hand, and a tin of VIM scouring powder nearby to remove stubben stains. not exactly a sight what a 16 yr old apprentice expects to experience on his 1st day at work. Especially when youve got soap in your eyes, cant see and a 20 stone stranger slaps his britax sponge on your back and starts washing your back, and then expects you to wash his. But it was a case of MTFU & crack on. These days I`m more concerned about the attitude of those I meet down the gym, a quick change & a squirt of Lynx is all the use. Mean while there’s a fair number of my former coal mining colleagues who think nothing of stripping after a session down the gym, and showering together.

the maoster:

animal:

bonnie lass:
Well , I won’t be using any communal showers, I like my own space to get cleaned up :smiley:

Never seen any communal female showers yet so not a problem

Whaaaat? If I may point out that in all the err “documentaries” I’ve watched on the subject all the ladies love a communal soap up together and go as far as helping each other out at all times.

You’ll be telling me next that you don’t have pillow fights with each other when you have sleep overs!

Good, we’re back on track :smiley: