When a mate on the same firm, asked women at a dance if he could have a dance, some would say you are married, he would reply, I want to dance with you not marry you!
hiya,
A bird once asked me why I never left the bar area in the dancehall,
I told her they won’t allow me on the dance floor holding a drink.
thanks harry, long retired.
In the late 70’s I was once on a trip to DAF in Holland and another member of our party was Bob Brady( The Big’un) Snr,anyway we were in Amsterdam one evening wandering about down among the “shop windows” 
So finally,after a while,The Big’un taps on a window with a scantily clad Lady sat on view and he shouts “Ow much love?” the lady answers and Big’un replied “Ow Much?,I only want to rent “it” not bloody buy “it” love” Well we all fell about laughing our heads off talk about funny at the time it was hilarious,the the lady stands up and made the two finger gesture followed by some incomprehensible blaspheming. 
Happy and very funny days at times ! Cheers Bewick.
Yes Dennis the same in Hamburg St Pauli area Reiperbahn, I saw that in the 1955’s and 70’s, their was some crackers I was with mates, and this bronze beauty in a open top top of the range Mercedes papped her horn at me, on her way home in the morning, they said you have crack it, no I said, she is a lady of the night! 
How do you know that Norm, I said I was talking to her about 6.30pm, she told me 50 dms to make love, I told her I never usually charge women, she laughed and said you pay me, I said I have never had to do that ! 
Norman Ingram:
Yes Dennis the same in Hamburg St Pauli area Reiperbahn, I saw that in the 1955’s and 70’s, their was some crackers I was with mates, and this bronze beauty in a open top top of the range Mercedes papped her horn at me, on her way home in the morning, they said you have crack it, no I said, she is a lady of the night!
Obviously you never fancied breaking the “habit of a lifetime” then Norm,coward .We believe you Norm,thousands wouldn’t 
Dennis.
Dennis believe me I am a " Virgin" I was born in September. not many of us about,and also I am like George Washington I do not lie, but like most knights of the road, I can slightly bend the truth!
Norman Ingram:
Dennis believe me I am a " Virgin"
hiya,
My wife says she knows instinctively when I’m telling “porkies”
she says my lips move.
thanks harry, long retired.
Harry if you try not to move your mouth, do you drink your whisky through a straw, so your wife cannot say you are telling fibs.
Norman Ingram:
Harry if you try not to move your mouth, do you drink your whisky through a straw, so your wife cannot say you are telling fibs.
Norman, Drinking whisky through a straw, Come on good buddy the only way to drink the finest malts is out of a lead crystal glass, & Even better when its full to the brim, , Im sure Harry will agree with what Ive just said along with the rest of the lads on this thread who enjoy a few whiskys In fact Im having a couple now just to keep me going , Ha Ha, Regards Larry.
Larry you might only can afford the whisky, and have no arms, so a straw would be better than nothing? Ha ha
Lawrence Dunbar:
Norman Ingram:
Harry if you try not to move your mouth, do you drink your whisky through a straw, so your wife cannot say you are telling fibs.Norman, Drinking whisky through a straw, Come on good buddy the only way to drink the finest malts is out of a lead crystal glass, & Even better when its full to the brim, , Im sure Harry will agree with what Ive just said along with the rest of the lads on this thread who enjoy a few whiskys In fact Im having a couple now just to keep me going , Ha Ha, Regards Larry.
hiya,
If you can’t drink the amber nectar properly, a la lead crystal glass
seated comfortably in the comfort of you’re own home or a decent
bar, leave it alone and stand on the corner of the street beer can
in hand in the pouring rain you might just enjoy that because you
are not yet ready for the single malt experience.
thanks harry, long retired.
Harry & Larry I will never be ready for the joy’s of single malt whisky, 
for I don’t enjoy it, only when my wife gives me a hot whisky & lemon hot for “Flu”, I take it like medicine, swallow quickly and pull a face. I never had a love or desire for it when I drank. Now I don’t drink, I certainly won’t become a whisky taster.
Norman Ingram:
Harry & Larry I will never be ready for the joy’s of single malt whisky,
hiya,
Don’t like whisky 
, take it like medicine , swallow quickly and
pull a face should read, love single malt 
, savour it always : then
smile like a Cheshire cat , Norman you’ve let me down 
thanks harry, long retired.
Watch put Harry, a load of water is on it’s way to you. I warn you,so it don’t get in your whisky.
Norman Ingram:
Watch put Harry, a load of water is on it’s way to you. I warn you,so it don’t get in your whisky.
hiya,
It got a bit windy through last night here, but nothing too bad and I
was out the back today tidying out the shed it was cold but not too
breezy so I managed to make the shed so’s at least I can get in.
thanks harry, long retired.
Been very rough all around the coastal area’s with tidal flooding etc. For years I always fancied a bungalow by the sea, but after a week on holiday at Selsey Bill in West Sussex in October about 12 years ago, the cured me of that idea.
I feel sorry for anyone that has floods like this lot this week.
Cheers Dave.
i feel quite safe up here in the peaks , if we get flooded you lot are in serious trouble , but it did manage to snow on us last night
Dave you living so high up, I hope you don’t get nose bleeds, and be sure not to let your guard down when those eagles are flying a round.
That ruddy Dave Rigby darts around like a bloody Yo Yo, he makes a statement, and I answer, but he has gone! bah humbug
Clubs, Dances, Pubs, WHEN? Jim