I have two sets of jump leads, its a jump I could do with, but without the leads, If you know what I mean, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
I have two sets of jump leads, its a jump I could do with, but without the leads, If you know what I mean, Regards Larry.
Larry are you sure you would’nt need the jump leads to get you started!!!
v7victor:
Lawrence Dunbar:
I have two sets of jump leads, its a jump I could do with, but without the leads, If you know what I mean, Regards Larry.Larry are you sure you would’nt need the jump leads to get you started!!!
He should stop drinking whiskey and drink beer,then he might start with a hop !! 
Cheers Dave.
v7victor:
Lawrence Dunbar:
I have two sets of jump leads, its a jump I could do with, but without the leads, If you know what I mean, Regards Larry.Larry are you sure you would’nt need the jump leads to get you started!!!
hiya,
Me, jump leads followed by a four stone bag of ■■■■■■ might just about
get me in an upright position, standing up that is, I leave the other stuff
to the younger generation remember I am retired and very well cream
crackered, my libido has gone the way of the HGV licence expired.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
v7victor:
Lawrence Dunbar:
I have two sets of jump leads, its a jump I could do with, but without the leads, If you know what I mean, Regards Larry.Larry are you sure you would’nt need the jump leads to get you started!!!
hiya,
Me, jump leads followed by a four stone bag of ■■■■■■ might just about
get me in an upright position, standing up that is, I leave the other stuff
to the younger generation remember I am retired and very well cream
crackered, my libido has gone the way of the HGV licence expired.
thanks harry, long retired.
I expect it could be restored to working order Harry 
Cheers Dave.
What a lot you over the hill gang are1 
I ment Sky , because I went over My allowance, 
But I got my dongle out, 
the one I used when on my way back from visiting my brother. I am so supermarket! 
Larry & Harry you two need a rocket up your jackcee to get yourself going, I know I need the Polaris missile. 
Dave the Renegade:
v7victor:
Lawrence Dunbar:
I have two sets of jump leads, its a jump I could do with, but without the leads, If you know what I mean, Regards Larry.Larry are you sure you would’nt need the jump leads to get you started!!!
He should stop drinking whiskey and drink beer,then he might start with a hop !!
Cheers Dave.
The hop ? The hop skip & a jump as they said in the old days , well I can hop & I can skip, but the jump, well Im going to give it a go tonight, But Im going to skip the Whiskies, But only for tonight, come on you lot wish me luck, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Dave the Renegade:
v7victor:
Lawrence Dunbar:
I have two sets of jump leads, its a jump I could do with, but without the leads, If you know what I mean, Regards Larry.Larry are you sure you would’nt need the jump leads to get you started!!!
He should stop drinking whiskey and drink beer,then he might start with a hop !!
Cheers Dave.The hop ? The hop skip & a jump as they said in the old days , well I can hop & I can skip, but the jump, well Im going to give it a go tonight, But Im going to skip the Whiskies, But only for tonight, come on you lot wish me luck, Regards Larry.
hiya,
I’ll wish you luck Larry go for it son, Fill yer’ boots, I’m going to fill my glass and smuggle
upstairs out of the dragons gaze well it is for medicinal purposes, when I flake out I find
my aches and pains temporarily vanish, so it must be doing me some good, well that’s my
excuse and I’m sticking to it, goodnight all.
thanks harry, long retired.
Anybody survive the hop skip and jump.Don’t all reply at once.Save your energy.
Cheers Dave,
Harry I think your good wife knows all of your vices, for you have been practicing them for a long long time. She puts up with you, for you are handy in the winter when the snow comes.
Norman Ingram:
Harry I think your good wife knows all of your vices,
hiya,
Norm as far as being needed for winter taxiing I am now surplus to requirements
I’ve finally talked the good lady into retiring, so should the bad weather rear it’s
ugly head I can pull the duvet over my head and go back to sleep and hibernate
like an old polar bear, remembering to put a bottle of single malt on the bedside
table just to keep the winter out of my ageing bones and to get me back to sleep
again should I wake up too early, cracked it eh’.
thanks harry, long retired.
Harry yo crafty old so and so, you kept that quiet, apart from drinking and giving good quotes, what are you assets. can you make a total of ten!
I reckon Harry is still at Epsom Norm,probably been hobnobbing with all the Hooray Henry’s at the Derby.
Cheers Dave.
No way Dave,cannot see Harry wearing top hat and a dress suit and drinking champer’s and eating oysters, plastic cup bottle of whisky and a plate full of sea food or cracklings. dress informal ie boiler suit! 
Norman Ingram:
No way Dave,cannot see Harry wearing top hat and a dress suit and drinking champer’s and eating oysters,
Perhaps he’s on one of the 1,000 boats on the Thames Norm.Him being an ex sailor.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
No way Dave,cannot see Harry wearing top hat and a dress suit and drinking champer’s and eating oysters,Perhaps he’s on one of the 1,000 boats on the Thames Norm.Him being an ex sailor.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Done nothing nautical at all today not even viewed the Thames via the gogglebox,
as I’ve just said previously on another thread this morning was taken up at the civic
centre here in Chester le Street awaiting the arrival of of the Tyne Tees run entries
all ancient stuff which is more to my liking met up with Kevmac and George who had
the ■■■■■■■ engined ERF and tanker trailer done out as a Castrol outfit very tidy it
is too, this afternoon was spent serviceing the old caravan so the daughter and son-in
-law can spend a few days away from Tuesday onwards, I have just poured a very big
single malt though and am about to splice the mainbrace before hitting the sack, well
I have overdone it a bit today and am as sore as a boil, ouch.
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
No way Dave,cannot see Harry wearing top hat and a dress suit and drinking champer’s and eating oysters,Perhaps he’s on one of the 1,000 boats on the Thames Norm.Him being an ex sailor.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Done nothing nautical at all today not even viewed the Thames via the gogglebox,
as I’ve just said previously on another thread this morning was taken up at the civic
centre here in Chester le Street awaiting the arrival of of the Tyne Tees run entries
all ancient stuff which is more to my liking met up with Kevmac and George who had
the ■■■■■■■ engined ERF and tanker trailer done out as a Castrol outfit very tidy it
is too, this afternoon was spent serviceing the old caravan so the daughter and son-in
-law can spend a few days away from Tuesday onwards, I have just poured a very big
single malt though and am about to splice the mainbrace before hitting the sack, well
I have overdone it a bit today and am as sore as a boil, ouch.
thanks harry long retired.
By the look of the pics of yourself and Kev at the Tyne Tees run Harry,you had a lot better weather than further south.
It was a very wet day here.Been much better today.Spent a couple of hours at Abergavenny Steam Fair with John Altitude and his wife and met up with Andrew and Harry Cooper ( pete359 & Son ).
Cheers Dave.
Old Harry keeps over doing it, and should tell his brood to help him, especially when they want to borrow things. I always say what will you do if I am no longer around, they say do it ourselves, I reply please consider that I have departed, then I may have a easier life and be around longer!
Norman Ingram:
Old Harry keeps over doing it,
hiya,
Norman my old mucker I spend a great deal of my time conversing with myself
I happen to think that I am the most intelligent person I know.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Old Harry keeps over doing it,hiya,
Norman my old mucker I spend a great deal of my time conversing with myself
I happen to think that I am the most intelligent person I know.
thanks harry, long retired.
If you start dispensing advice Harry.You could make a fortune like a solicitor.
Cheers Dave.