They told me they throw all new drivers in at the deep end but I didn’t expect this.
No amblers on the towpath this morning.
Caught on camera: red bin egging on green bin to murder his twin brother.
Green bin saying: “this lorry park aint big enough for the both of us”.
Truck driver in premature ignition switch off before wipers have properly come to rest shocker.
or:
I hope my missus is as wet as this when I get home
We’ve had bigger in 'ere drive!
“Still waters run deep - Do you know the height of your vehicle?” 
Hi-Viz trunks must be worn at all times !
Bathing facilities for drivers have really gone downhill since my last visit.
Good news boss! The new drainage system for the car park is working a treat!
What did we do with it? Oh we diverted it somewhere unimportant.