Borderline Boilers

altitude:
How about Olive from On The Buses :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Who looks scarily like alan carrā€¦i think anyway

Susan Boyle.

Gotta love them eyebrows :grimacing:

Thereā€™s enough room to live in them eyebrows if you were homeless. :laughing: :laughing:

garnerlives:

altitude:
How about Olive from On The Buses :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Who looks scarily like alan carrā€¦i think anyway

They make a lovely couple.

hiya,
olive, of off the buses fame was supposedly a stripper in her early career, surely they must have been referring to wallpaper,
thanks harry long retired.

Im old enough to remember On the buses,Olive was a beautiful young woman in real life she was made drab for the character.

harry_gill:
hiya,
olive, of off the buses fame was supposedly a stripper in her early career, surely they must have been referring to wallpaper,
thanks harry long retired.

With a face like that it must have been wood chip :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Seriously folks, When we look at those gorgeous things on our screens ask yourself how many ā€œmanā€ hours went into making her look like that, beween hairdressers and wardrobe technicians makeup people and lighting people .

alamcculloch:
Seriously folks, When we look at those gorgeous things on our screens ask yourself how many ā€œmanā€ hours went into making her look like that, beween hairdressers and wardrobe technicians makeup people and lighting people .

Who Olive ? no she dosenā€™t need any make up, a paper bag maybe but can I pencil her in on the spares list :laughing: .

How about that bird that does dictionary corner, on Countdown, Susie Dent?

hiya bugcos i consider miss countdown a bit tasty, hardly a borderline boiler.
thanks harry long retired

mushroomman:

alamcculloch:
Seriously folks, When we look at those gorgeous things on our screens ask yourself how many ā€œmanā€ hours went into making her look like that, beween hairdressers and wardrobe technicians makeup people and lighting people .

Who Olive ? no she dosenā€™t need any make up, a paper bag maybe but can I pencil her in on the spares list :laughing: .

Not enough hours in the week for them to do much for Olive.

That would have to be a 2 bag job mate, in case one came off :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing:

Olive real name ANNA KAREN, played SAL MARTIN recently in Eastenders she was also a bikini clad school girl in Carry onCamping when she was 28 years old.Abit of the all right was and is Olive .

altitude:

mushroomman:

alamcculloch:
Seriously folks, When we look at those gorgeous things on our screens ask yourself how many ā€œmanā€ hours went into making her look like that, beween hairdressers and wardrobe technicians makeup people and lighting people .

Who Olive ? no she dosenā€™t need any make up, a paper bag maybe but can I pencil her in on the spares list :laughing: .

Not enough hours in the week for them to do much for Olive.

That would have to be a 2 bag job mate, in case one came off :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing:

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: , O.K. Delete Olive, insert Carol Vorderman she must be creeping up in years now.
They described her as " The thinking manā€™s crumpet ", I bet she didnā€™t want to know what I was thinking.
:smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

jessicas dad:
well im a bit crap at this cos there aint much i wouldnt do. i mean i would have to draw the line at bella emburg and dawn french but yeah fizz no problemā€¦ in fact most females.

Whats wrong with Dawn French:?: :question: :question: Atleast if nothing else sheā€™d make you laugh, and anyway does Mrs JD know about your fixation with ā€œany holes a goal,ā€ and ā€œriver red, dirt track insteadā€:?: :question: :question: :laughing:

Yeah your right there mushroomman that Carol Vorderman would do. A lot worse than that about. :wink:

SWraith:

jessicas dad:
well im a bit crap at this cos there aint much i wouldnt do. i mean i would have to draw the line at bella emburg and dawn french but yeah fizz no problemā€¦ in fact most females.

Whats wrong with Dawn French:?: :question: :question: Atleast if nothing else sheā€™d make you laugh, and anyway does Mrs JD know about your fixation with ā€œany holes a goal,ā€ and ā€œriver red, dirt track insteadā€:?: :question: :question: :laughing:

yep course she does sheā€™s as bad as me. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:

jessicas dad:

SWraith:

jessicas dad:
well im a bit crap at this cos there aint much i wouldnt do. i mean i would have to draw the line at bella emburg and dawn french but yeah fizz no problemā€¦ in fact most females.

Whats wrong with Dawn French:?: :question: :question: Atleast if nothing else sheā€™d make you laugh, and anyway does Mrs JD know about your fixation with ā€œany holes a goal,ā€ and ā€œriver red, dirt track insteadā€:?: :question: :question: :laughing:

yep course she does sheā€™s as bad as me. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:

excuse me Mr Moderator, can we please have a Forum dedicated to Jessicas Mum please, pretty please

ok, ok, iā€™ll even grovel if you insist :blush: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

You could call it

ā€œTruckers wifeā€™s - while the truckers away the wife will playā€

Obviously it would probably start with only one trucker wife namely Mrs JD see how it goes ā€” how many members it attacts (2 at least :exclamation: :wink: ) and how much positive feed back is recieved, but there is potential I think. :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing:

bloody hell can we leave my wife out of every thread. :open_mouth: :laughing: