farmer:
Denis F:
Why reg:
Why would you stop her going out with a chainsaw? Cant be any worse than going out with a Beatle. Cant say I know any of chainsaws music though, who’s their lead singer?
think the lead singer is called Husky Varner
now ive got to clean the bloomin laptop
Was he in the Saw Doctors?
neil46:
Linda Bellingham and jamie lee curtis
YEAH, that’ll do me
Shrek:
Just one mince pie too many!
Mmmmmm, she works out!
Give me her phone number and quick,!!!
little enis:
Shrek:
Just one mince pie too many!
Mmmmmm, she works out!
Give me her phone number and quick,!!!
'kin ell Little Enis, she’d swallow you alive 
shuttlespanker:
little enis:
Shrek:
Just one mince pie too many!
Mmmmmm, she works out!
Give me her phone number and quick,!!!
'kin ell Little Enis, she’d swallow you alive
Roll her in flour and look for the damp patch 
nar, do us a favour luv, ■■■■ just to give us a clue
shuttlespanker:
little enis:
Shrek:
Just one mince pie too many!
Mmmmmm, she works out!
Give me her phone number and quick,!!!
'kin ell Little Enis, she’d swallow you alive
And not necessarily with her mouth!
Tie a plank across your arse to stop you falling in
i am not going to comment on this poor poor woman,being in that state…nope ,i"ve tried…it"s not working…here we go…
“FRIGGIN SALAD DODGER”.
bet she knows where the pie shop is.
apparently she went to doctors to discuss her weight issue,and after a lengthy examination he concluded the problem was…
“SHE ONLY HAS ONE BOT”.
as a tramper I have to ask if this is a monday or friday question? I use the three pints rule by friday if its female? Nuff said.
marbletrucker:
as a tramper I have to ask if this is a monday or friday question? I use the three pints rule by friday if its female? Nuff said.
Its gotta be an AGE thing!
The leakest wink is on the telly, and shes all in BLACK!
for me (as im only 22) this one applies for me coz she’s urm… according to wiki which as we all know never lies 
she is 50 nearly 51
Admittedly lose/change the clothing and we’ll talk
Sir LANs-a-lot:
shuttlespanker:
little enis:
Shrek:
Just one mince pie too many!
Mmmmmm, she works out!
Give me her phone number and quick,!!!
'kin ell Little Enis, she’d swallow you alive
And not necessarily with her mouth!
Two busses AND a taxi just to get round her… 
Gave up on big birds, got fed up of burning my arse on the light bulb,
As already mentioned…I am 36 and Helen Mirren does it for me…there is just something about her…
Celine Dion
Davina Mccall, head says no, nuts say go!!!
Amanda Lamb does it for me, she’s even better now doing the presenting on “A Place in the Sun” than she was on the Scottish Widows adverts. Before that It used to be Lynda Bellingham, she still cuts it as an older woman. Sarah Parrish is another one I wouldn’t kick out of bed either!
Angela Rippon ,does it for me ,or I wish she would.
