Good times, I think tramping can send you a bit doo lally. I do talk to myself quite a bit.
It could be worse …
Sat in the waiting room at Tesco Goole yesterday morning, the guy next to me dressed in bright yellow was looking at his laptop, muttering to himself incoherently.
I had to think twice about asking whether he was talking to me, but though better not & kept looking at my netbook.
Then after about half hour he got his notes and left, as he was leaving I noticed written on the back of his Hi-Viz “Southern Star Transport”.
Then I though … maybe I know who that was …
I like it, it’s white noise. Sends me off to sleep no bother.
Let’s hear some more.
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Think iv posted about this before but it’s a belter…
Once on a night out I parked up and 2 more of our motors were there,anyway one was a new lad who came over asking if there was a pub or anything nearby,so I said yes il show you and started to walk round to the pub.
All the 5 minute walk was iv done this and that and other, the guy was less than 40 so most things he said he had done he was way too young at the time and I thought right I’m aving my tea in pub then I’m going to cab because I can’t do with this all night.
Then the evening got worse as the King Billy liar at the firm is in the pub and him and the new lad go in to overdrive trying to out do each other with tales of of the road,they then realized that they had both done a trip to Switzerland together and we’re looking back fondly on there tales of booze and the women they had had on this trip.
Now the King Billy liar got up to go to toilet and the new lad said to me I don’t remember that bloke… 
I genuinely think it’s an illness to have an imagination like that and actually believe the lies your telling.
is there a thread on here just dedicated to the far fetched tales of some drivers …its quality stuff to read lol…and it seems that every rdc you go into the bull drivers are lurking about waiting to pounce on some poor bugger 
and they are always ex-sas vetrans
I’ve told him, I’m not doing this, I’m not doing that, you can ■■■■ off! I said.
™ " Here billy bull, your notes, get a move on your late "
Okay boss I’m going now… 