Heres a good debate, then, birds that you knowyou shouldnt fancy, but you would given the opportunity 
its a feature that Viz run every year.
Heres one to start you off Fizz off coronation street, why i dont know 
that bird off that gardening makeover programme, you know, the one who don’t wear a ■■■ sling 
Jackie Bird of Reporting Scotland
Edna Birch 
Wheel Nut:
Edna Birch
who 
janet street porter wow. 
and she could eat an apple through a letterbox!!!
tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:6eF … Porter.jpg
Anne Elk (Miss.) 
Dame Judy Dench
Dont ask me why but I’ve liked hr since I was a youngster 
but my all time hottie tottie has to be Joanna Lumley, lovely jubbly
Why reg:
but my all time hottie tottie has to be Joanna Lumley, lovely jubbly
ooooooh, nice
i forgot about her
oh dear, i’ve just had a little ■■■ wee
Trannies,
I know its wrong ,
but it looks so much fun
They can
Wash up ,
then fix my car
And provide
free colonic irrigation
dieseldave:
Anne Elk (Miss.)
Especially when expounding on Brontosauri
Inselaffe:
dieseldave:
Anne Elk (Miss.)Especially when expounding on Brontosauri
OK, it’s a fair cop, but society is to blame.
So how about my next nomination, Princess Mitzi Gaynor ?
dieseldave:
So how about my next nomination, Princess Mitzi Gaynor ?
I’ll see your Princess Mitzi Gaynor and raise you a Mrs. Premise and a Mrs. Conclusion
Inselaffe:
dieseldave:
So how about my next nomination, Princess Mitzi Gaynor ?I’ll see your Princess Mitzi Gaynor and raise you a Mrs. Premise and a Mrs. Conclusion
Ahh, I see you have a previous record, which includes Mrs Essence…
However, they can’t be contenders, because they took far too long to bury the cat.
My next nomination is therefore the lady from the jam commercial.
out of all them, ive only heard of joanna lumley. ive got an obvious candidate, just saw her on the corrie omnibus, liz mcdonald, knocking on, but what a body!
dieseldave:
My next nomination is therefore the lady from the jam commercial.
Ah, she of the ■■■■■■■■■■■■ 
Inselaffe:
dieseldave:
My next nomination is therefore the lady from the jam commercial.Ah, she of the ■■■■■■■■■■■■
Somehow, I thought we might agree on that one .
Status Quo recently played at the Bundespresseball in Berlin , which was attended by Angela Merkel
“She is a very attractive lady” said Rick Parfitt 
Pint of what you’re drinking, Rick
kindle530:
liz mcdonald
Nice set of jugs.
What about peggy Mitchell AKA Barbara Windsor? She looked a mighty fine lady back in her day of the carry on movies.
Jessica Rabbit, 1st schoolboy crush.
Kate Garroway, makes me GET UP in the morning
Bisto mum (Linda Bellingham I think)
Lorraine Kelly, marvellous cleavage.
Best of all… Helen Mirren.