I notice the replies on here are from relatively new truck drivers it appears the only driver who has been driving for any length of time hates it, as do I, I am very lucky and have had nearly 10 years with little truck driving but recently been made redundant and āneeds mustā means driving again,
This is how i see truck driving:
You park up late and the only space is an overcrowded layby on the A1 so the arse of your truck is hanging out of the layby, everytime you nod off a truck goes by and you get seasick as the trcuk rocks all night combined with the headache because you have one side of the truck in a ditch and your head is lower than your feet, you need a dump badly and can climb into the stinging nettles for the crap or let the passing motorists see you take the dump, alternatively you can get the carrier bag out from you latest āmealā (chocolate, banana milk, sausage roll) purchased at the extremly expensive service area, you can pull your curtains round and dump in the bag, you then try to wash your hands with the 2 liters of evian (also purchased for Ā£15 a bottle at the services) you then discreetly drop it in the overflowing laybin bin (if they have one) the truck doesnt start now because you left the lights on to warn others of the arse of the truck hanging out, eventually you get the ā ā ā ā ā ā going and your off to magna park lutterworth, youāve missed your timed delivery as some security guard enjoys telling you in pidgeon English, but he is going to do you a really big favor and reminds you three times that he doesnt have to do favors, hes going to let you come back in 2 hours and unload, you thank him proffusly through gritted teeth, eventually you get in and meet the guy who hates all truck drivers and speaks to you in as few words as he can muster, " park over there, were busy" great they sell truck driver cuisine (the chocolate vending machine) as you can see i can go on all day about how much i hate it
when you need time off for a toothache due to the constant vending machine food, the boss tells you youāll have to take the whole day off not just a couple of hours and consequently lose a days pay (if you work in the office you are salaried so no deduction for dentist, also in the office you can take a comfertable dump in a warm toilet, no carrier bag for them)
you are young and just married with the first kid, you want to buy a house, well on an average of 26k a year you cant buy a garage so you and the wife (when you actually meet) argue constantly about money and having no prospects.
Car drivers sticking their fingers up at you becaue you are only doing 40 on a huge but single carrige road!
Do i need to mention VOSA " only doing my job Driver" understood but please stop enjoying being a cnt?
We drivers formed the " starlight" club with all the single middle aged drivers whose wife was having it off while they were tramping, the membership now has a waiting list of two years.
there is only one great thing about lorry driving and that is the crack you have with the other drivers, you cant beat the laughs with them.
One thing i do notice is the average age of the truck driver has gone up rapidly, i guess the youngsters are no longer prepared to do this ā ā ā ā job just to ādrive a big truckā, maybe the eventual lack of truck drivers will make people respect truck drivers and increase their pay to a good wage, I doubt iāll ever see the dayā¦
i would be interested to hear the opinions of the newer drivers below after 5 years of doing the job!!
why havent i got a job doing something else?? im on the net now trying for anything at all to get me off the roadā¦